为啥法国女人都这么美，而男人一个赛一个的猥琐？单从外形上看，真感觉是鲜花插在牛粪上。
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她是英国人
他很吃香的
我决定了我会给我丈夫什么礼物作为情人节礼物 
Waitrose马夹袋, 天下雨可以罩在坐垫上
噢，那好吧。
为什么女人都那么美，男人一个赛一个猥琐？单看外形 就是鲜花插在牛粪上。
啥啊？
不会是个自行车座套儿吧？我在LIDL 看到有卖，还带夜灯的保证夜晚行车大家都能看到那一闪一闪坐在车上的人。
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来找我@sparetyre。
爷TA在练功
表面TA会故作不屑地说
其实心里在想
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是心动呀~
都动了
给我的情人
They say you are full of hot air
Some say your jokes are flat
But the Sparetyre
Is the object of my desire
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祝大家情人节快乐，无论他们与谁分享。 如果有人感到孤独，我会在这个特殊的日子送你爱和向日葵。 我爱你。
“Suzanne”
Suzanne takes you down to her place near the river
You can spend the night beside her
And you know that she’s half crazy
But that’s why you want to be there
And she feeds you tea and oranges
That come all the way from China
And just when you mean to tell her
That you have no love to give her
Then she gets you on her wavelength
And she lets the river answer
That you’ve always been her lover
Now Suzanne takes your hand
And she leads you to the river
She is wearing rags and feathers
From Salvation Army counters
And the sun pours down like honey
On our lady of the orchard
And she shows you where to look
Among the apples and the flowers
There are hens in the long-grass
There are children in the morning
They are leaning out for love
And they will lean that way forever
While Suzanne holds the mirror
And you want to travel with her
And you want to travel blind
And you know that you can trust her
For she’s touched your perfect body with her mind.
HAPPY VALENTINES DAY whoever you share it with.
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Susi 你非常浪漫
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你知道这个中文叫啥？叫气门芯儿。
